Nice lesson....
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you".
Welcome to the corporate world!!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
once upon a while....Ek chhoti si Kedarwali story!
A small story ...created by me..
n a software..
Once upon a time there was a young boy named kedar. kedar was 23 years old and lived in rajkot, gujarat. While walking home from school one day, a blue snack jumped out from behind a tree and tackled kedar to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, kedar realized that the blue snack was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, kedar decided to keep the blue snack as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet blue snack ''saurabh.'' When kedar and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was kedar's mother, bhavna. And boy was she surprised to see a blue snack following kedar into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted bhavna. ''It's a blue snack,'' answered kedar. ''Dah, I can see that, kedar, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said bhavna. ''It's my new pet!'' answered kedar. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked bhavna. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates blue snacks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that kedar grabbed saurabh by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, kedar and saurabh played and played, that is until kedar's favorite television show, ''discovery's global planet,'' started. At that point kedar forgot all about saurabh having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''discovery's global planet,'' when kedar was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Dofa !!! kedar! Get your gosh in the Computer room...NOW!!'' With that kedar rushed into the Computer room to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Computer room, there stood his father, arunbhai, pointing toward the chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as kedar followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of snack doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said arunbhai. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, kedar knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep saurabh for a pet. So without hesitation, kedar set out to find where saurabh was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, kedar discovered saurabh crouched beneath the table that kedar did his movies & photography on. ''Come on, saurabh, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded kedar. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet snack!! And with that kedar led saurabh out of the house and down to the local goden supermarket. They had a pet section and kedar knew the owner would find saurabh a good home. So after saying good-bye to saurabh, and thanking the owner of goden supermarket, kedar walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen masala teas. But kedar's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, kedar suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.
The End.
n a software..
Once upon a time there was a young boy named kedar. kedar was 23 years old and lived in rajkot, gujarat. While walking home from school one day, a blue snack jumped out from behind a tree and tackled kedar to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, kedar realized that the blue snack was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, kedar decided to keep the blue snack as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet blue snack ''saurabh.'' When kedar and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was kedar's mother, bhavna. And boy was she surprised to see a blue snack following kedar into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted bhavna. ''It's a blue snack,'' answered kedar. ''Dah, I can see that, kedar, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said bhavna. ''It's my new pet!'' answered kedar. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked bhavna. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates blue snacks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that kedar grabbed saurabh by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, kedar and saurabh played and played, that is until kedar's favorite television show, ''discovery's global planet,'' started. At that point kedar forgot all about saurabh having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''discovery's global planet,'' when kedar was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Dofa !!! kedar! Get your gosh in the Computer room...NOW!!'' With that kedar rushed into the Computer room to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Computer room, there stood his father, arunbhai, pointing toward the chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as kedar followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of snack doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said arunbhai. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, kedar knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep saurabh for a pet. So without hesitation, kedar set out to find where saurabh was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, kedar discovered saurabh crouched beneath the table that kedar did his movies & photography on. ''Come on, saurabh, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded kedar. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet snack!! And with that kedar led saurabh out of the house and down to the local goden supermarket. They had a pet section and kedar knew the owner would find saurabh a good home. So after saying good-bye to saurabh, and thanking the owner of goden supermarket, kedar walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen masala teas. But kedar's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, kedar suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.
The End.
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